Busy day for me on the web of fright. First, it’s your boy and David Roth, with our weirdest GQ NBA Playoff Kibitz yet. Where else do you get this kind of material … for free?
David Roth: Which Mavericks player looks oldest to you? Shawn Marion always played kind of funky and hunched, but he is strictly septuagenarian to me at this point.
Bethlehem Shoals: Is this like “what member of En Vogue are you?” Here is something that I bet got said on Twitter: “Father Time wears a Mavs jersey”. Actually, who is older, Father Time or the Grim Reaper? Or, in Marvel terms, Eternity or Death? As for your question, I will answer J.J. Barea, because Middle Earth was a long time ago. Jason Terry looks kind of like my great-grandmother the last time I saw her.
Yes, there was a question that sparked that. Also, my new column at SportsFeat continues to be new, and renew itself. This week’s picks involve Chico Corrales, a possum, and Mark Jacobson. The theme is home and fans and expectations and other things we will never forget. I really enjoyed writing it. READ IT.