July 2nd, 2011
I only have two facial expressions … Smiling Kobe and Intense Kobe.
Kobe Bryant, from Mike Sager’s 2007 Esquire feature on him. Kobe also opines that not training dogs should be a crime, like child abuse. I rediscovered this in Best American Sports Writing 2008. Will such a volume even be able to exist for 2011? Or will it be replaced by a monopoly venture?
June 5th, 2011

JJ Barea billboard in Puerto Rico: “Only my ribs hurt, but for Kobe, it’s his ego”.

May 4th, 2011
Dirk’s shambolic anti-athleticism is central to his offensive effectiveness: half his trips to the free-throw line seem to result from defenders who are used to high speed chases with Jaguars failing to account for the strange trajectories of this earthbound Volkswagen.
Roth, making up for lost time with Dirk Nowitzki over at GQ.com.